Ahh! Nothing like the smell of vodka in the morning🍺🇷🇺 I eat my complete breakfast of bear meat and vodka cereal🍖🥣 I hop into my tank for a quick morning drive, obliterating anything in my path, I arrive at the Soviet Grocery Store, ☭ where I squat kick my way to the bread section🍞 I grab 4 loaves, and leave! On my way out, I see a filthy capitalist pig, I steal his vodka and send him to gulag🚨☭🚨 I go back home where I equally distribute my bread, the life of a Soviet general is one of happiness and gulag.🇷🇺🎖☭