In honor of president’s day here’s a list of all the presidents and what they’re known for:

George Washington- FIRST πŸ’―

John Adams- Simp for his wife πŸ’Œ

Thomas Jefferson-loves buying lousianas πŸ—

James Madison-short king 🀴

James Monroe- HATES our boi GW πŸ™…πŸ»

John Quincy Adam- Niece seduced all 3 of his sons πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸ•Ί

Andrew Jackson- No one knows where this mf was born πŸ‘Όβ“β“

Martin Van Buren-Founder in chief of government corruption πŸ’πŸΌ

William Henry Harrison- from ohio 🌽

John Tyler- 2 wives + 15 kids = give this man a TLC show πŸ“Ί

James K. Polk- fictional middle school πŸ“š

Zachary Taylor- NO MILK FOR THIS MAN πŸ₯›πŸš«

Millard Fillmore- HATED free masons and IS NOT part if illuminati 🧱

Franklin Pierce- Hobbies: alc 🍻🍻

James Buchanan-Sigma male 🐺

Abraham Lincoln- emancipations proclamation β›“

Andrew Johnson- Bought Alaski πŸ»β€β„οΈ

Ulysses S. Grant- from Ohio 🌽

Rutherford B. Hayes- from ohio 🌽

James A. Garfield- loves lasagna hates Mondays 🍝/from ohio 🌽

Chester A. Arthur- Had a White House yard sale πŸ€‘

Grover Cleveland- Is a city in Ohio 🏒

Benjamin Harrison- from ohio 🌽

William McKinley- from Ohio 🌽

Theodore Roosevelt- couldn’t BEAR it 🧸

William H. Taft- dummy thicc πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ‘πŸ‘

Woodrow Wilson- FINE ENOUGH OF YOU LADIES πŸ—³

Warren G. Harding- from ohio 🌽

Calvin Coolidge- 🀫🀫 say less

Herbert Hoover- Dam good 🦫

FDR- socialist πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³

Harry S. Truman-….sorry guys πŸ’£

John F. Kennedy- Moon landing/assassination πŸŒ•πŸ”«

Lyndon B. Johnson- Ho Chi my oh my was that war a mistake πŸ‡»πŸ‡³

Richard M. Nixon- LIAR πŸ’¦πŸŒ‰

Gerald R. Ford- Literally no one voted for him 🚫🚫

James Carter- At least we voted for this mf ⬆️

Ronald Reagan- β€œjust say no” honestly fuck you πŸ’Š

George Bush- Terrorist’s father πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘¦

Bill Clinton- Virgin ♍️

George W. Bush- TERRORIST πŸ’₯

Barack Obama- Black πŸ–€

Donald Trump- RACIST AS FUCK🚨NO 🚨YES 🚨NO 🚨YES🚨 NO 🚨YES🚨

Joseph R. Biden- DEMENTIA 🧠

Send to 10 if your bffs in chief!! πŸ‘©β€πŸ³πŸ§‘β€πŸ³πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³
1 back = Law abiding loser πŸ€’
5 back = A spot in someone’s congressional chamber πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦
10 back = Air Force one and done βœˆοΈβœˆοΈπŸ‘πŸ‘