In honor of presidentβs day hereβs a list of all the presidents and what theyβre known for:
George Washington- FIRST π―
John Adams- Simp for his wife π
Thomas Jefferson-loves buying lousianas π
James Madison-short king π€΄
James Monroe- HATES our boi GW π π»
John Quincy Adam- Niece seduced all 3 of his sons ππ»πΊπΊπΊ
Andrew Jackson- No one knows where this mf was born πΌββ
Martin Van Buren-Founder in chief of government corruption ππΌ
William Henry Harrison- from ohio π½
John Tyler- 2 wives + 15 kids = give this man a TLC show πΊ
James K. Polk- fictional middle school π
Zachary Taylor- NO MILK FOR THIS MAN π₯π«
Millard Fillmore- HATED free masons and IS NOT part if illuminati π§±
Franklin Pierce- Hobbies: alc π»π»
James Buchanan-Sigma male πΊ
Abraham Lincoln- emancipations proclamation β
Andrew Johnson- Bought Alaski π»ββοΈ
Ulysses S. Grant- from Ohio π½
Rutherford B. Hayes- from ohio π½
James A. Garfield- loves lasagna hates Mondays π/from ohio π½
Chester A. Arthur- Had a White House yard sale π€
Grover Cleveland- Is a city in Ohio π’
Benjamin Harrison- from ohio π½
William McKinley- from Ohio π½
Theodore Roosevelt- couldnβt BEAR it π§Έ
William H. Taft- dummy thicc ππππ
Woodrow Wilson- FINE ENOUGH OF YOU LADIES π³
Warren G. Harding- from ohio π½
Calvin Coolidge- π€«π€« say less
Herbert Hoover- Dam good π¦«
FDR- socialist π¨π³
Harry S. Truman-β¦.sorry guys π£
John F. Kennedy- Moon landing/assassination ππ«
Lyndon B. Johnson- Ho Chi my oh my was that war a mistake π»π³
Richard M. Nixon- LIAR π¦π
Gerald R. Ford- Literally no one voted for him π«π«
James Carter- At least we voted for this mf β¬οΈ
Ronald Reagan- βjust say noβ honestly fuck you π
George Bush- Terroristβs father π¨βπ©βπ¦
Bill Clinton- Virgin βοΈ
George W. Bush- TERRORIST π₯
Barack Obama- Black π€
Donald Trump- RACIST AS FUCKπ¨NO π¨YES π¨NO π¨YESπ¨ NO π¨YESπ¨
Joseph R. Biden- DEMENTIA π§
Send to 10 if your bffs in chief!! π©βπ³π§βπ³π¨βπ³
1 back = Law abiding loser π€
5 back = A spot in someoneβs congressional chamber πππππ¦π¦
10 back = Air Force one and done βοΈβοΈππ