Today at Walmart I told the cashier Merry Christmas. She said, “Happy Holidays, ma’am, I smiled and said “You don’t have to be afraid anymore. President Trump gave us Christmas back” she started crying tears of joy and said “Merry Christmas” and then everyone in the store applauded. Then, something terrible happened. A brown man (who I presume to be an Islamic) was looking down at me in the checkout lane we were in. I started to panic, shouting at the man Bible verses. He seemed to be fed up with me, letting out an annoyed sigh. His faith in his false god, Allah Akbar was giving him strength. I shouted “You terrorist, get out of here!” As any good Christian would. He was angry now, he shouted at me. Now I was in panic mode. I know all these Islamists carry bombs at all times, at least that’s what my preacher says. So I duck and cover saying “Please don’t bomb me! I’ll show you the ways of God!” He gets even more angry, now leaving the store. THANK THE LORD AND TRUMP FOR SAVING ME FROM THIS COWARD ISLAMIST TERRORIST