Spencer: (Writing down a paper and looks at the camera)
Oh hey everyone, it’s me, Spencer Shae with something I know you’ll love! Hahahaha! No, not that… I can get in trouble for that… I’m gonna do the news! The news… Too bad, I’m doing it! Researchers in Canada have discovered a new breed of frog. It weighs 700 pounds and has already earned the nickname, “Frogasourous.” The giant frog has already eaten several Canadian 4th graders. Thus, proving the theory that enormous frogs love the taste of Candian 4th graders.
(Turns to the next page and turns it upside-down)
(Clears throat)
American Motors announced today that they’ll be unveiling a brand new car that runs on women’s tears. If you buy one of these cars, you’ll never need to buy gasoline again! You’ll just need to make your mother’s, wives, and daughters cry a lot. Corodine experts, the best ways to make women cries to criticise–
(Gibby hits Spencer with a stop sign in the back of the head)
Oh my… Aahh, jeez. Aaahhh… Man, I just got this sudden headache. Ah, it really hurts.
(Yells)
Can I get an aspirin? an aspirin? No? You just want me to keep reading the news? Alright. (Stops yelling)
If you’re like most Americans, you love chocolate. But according to experts, chocolate can cause butt pimples. But there’s new hope for chocolate lovers! Because scientists and Papa Nuginny, have discovered the chemical in chocolate that cause butt pimples. And they’re working on a serum that will prevent–
(Gibby hits Spencer with a stop sign again)
Ugh, ugh. Ow! Good gracious! Ugh, I don’t know what’s wrong with me today. Ugh, it’s just– the news and it’s like my head got hit by a truck! Gah!
(Yells) Can someone call my doctor? My doctor? No? I should just keep reading the news? Okay. (Stops yelling) Ow. A man named Robert was hiking on a mountain in New Mexico today. And when he tripped and fell down the mountain, luckily, the mountain police were near the location where the climber fell. And we’re able to–
(Looks behind and sees Gibby holding a stop sign)
Gibby…


Gibby: Uh… Shhhh


Spencer: No. No, I’m not gonna shhhh, what are you doing?


Gibby: Uhh, laundry.


Spencer: No, I don’t see any laundry in here, do you?


Gibby: (Speaks nervously) He… Hey, have you seen my laundry?


Spencer: Did you hit me with a stop sign twice?


Gibby: Uh, when? Wha–


Spencer: Did you?


Gibby: I don’t know


Spencer: Then why does my hea–
(Phone notification sound)
Oh, I’m getting a text.


Gibby: Who’s it from?


Spencer: It’s from your mother


Gibby: What does it say?


Spencer: It says, “Gibby, hit Spencer over the head with a stop sign.” That’s weird, why would he tell me to–
(Gibby hits Spencer with a stop sign once again)


Gibby: Hahaha!


Spencer: Gah!! Ah, jeesh! Ah, jeesh! Golly! Jeesh, oh!