Today is a beautiful day. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and my kitten is waiting in a call. As soon as I get out of my bed (at 5:58 pm) I realize I am almost late for our call! My kitten is required to call me at 6:00 pm every night so I can make sure she hasn’t been misbehaving. I slowly pull my 467 pound body off of my bed, and begin slowly waddling over to my crusty office chair that sits in front of my desk. It’s 5:59 pm! I need to get there quick! I run as fast as I can (.2mph) and quickly sit down on my chair, which makes the most depressed sound, like both a squeak and a groan simultaneously. After I sit down, I quickly close my 26 pornhub tabs and open discord, disappointed that I had closed my furry milf porn, yet exited to talk to kitten. As discord begins to load, I take a look around. The same old basement I’ve lived in for the past 6 years. Suddenly, I spy my fedora! “I need that!”, I say to myself. I reach for my fedora, barely reaching it, and place it upon my head. It doesn’t feel right to talk to kitten without my fedora. Discord finally loads at 6:00 pm. “Perfect”, I think to myself. I open my dms and see that kitten is not waiting in a call! I need to do something! I send a message saying “Hey, Kitten, your really pushing your luck here. Luckily for you, I’m such a nice guy so I can wait for a little while.” After a few minutes, the time on my dirty screen reads 6:03. I send another text, “Careful, Kitten, Daddys gonna have to punish you if you take any longer. I’ll give you 2 more minutes. After that, you’re in big trouble.” Two minutes pass but it feels like it’s been two hours. As I begin to write another text, I see that Kitten is online. I start a call and she joins almost immediately, saying, “Sorry master, I didn’t mean to keep you waiting. My friend was over and I had to tell him to leave but he wouldn’t go. He’s gone now though.” I respond with, “A male friend? I thought I told you that you can’t have any of those.” Kitten says, in an upset tone “I’m sorry master! I forgot what you told me. I guess you’ll have to punish me…” I think about what to say next. I could tell her to moan for me… or make our calls twice as often… or… yes! That’s it! “Kitten, you’ve been such a baka… I think you need to turn in your camera so I can see you.” I had never seen Kitten before, only heard her beautiful soft voice. “O- ok… I guess I can do that for you…” Yes. Yes! YES!!! I’ll finally get to see Kitten after all of our calls! I’ll finally get to see her! She says “Here goes nothing…” and that is the moment when I first saw Kitten. She was beautiful. She was standing in front of the camera so I could fully see her. She had in a pink sweatshirt that was too big and a short skirt that didn’t even cover her thighs. She had a cat ear headband and hair a little longer than her shoulders. “I hope you like me.” She said. I was stunned. She looked just like an anime girl that I saw in a dream a few nights ago. I had to say something, but I didn’t know what to say, so I said “You are the sexiest lady I have seen in my entire life!”, and she replied “Lady? I’m a guy. You didn’t know that?” I am devastated. I don’t even know what to think. I immediately leave the call. I then proceed to block my supposed “Kitten” and log off of discord. I open a new tab in Microsoft Edge and search “pornhub”. I guess that’s it for me and Kitten…

I’ll go get another in a day or two. For now, all I need is my hand, and my edge tab.