I’ve been dating my girlfriend for just under a year. Things have been going great and I felt like we were still getting closer every day until this situation popped up.

A few days ago, my girlfriend and I were at a party with friends, and there was a new guy there. He seemed charming and nice but when the topic of women came up, he said it’s been years since he had any “luck” and he was going a little crazy. The conversation moved on and that was the end of that topic.

Last night in bed, I was talking with my girlfriend before bed and we started to discuss the party. The new guy comes up and we agree he seemed cool and we were both surprised he was having a hard time with women. I mentioned his comment about it being years since being with anyone and said I bet he’s going nuts. My girlfriend laughed and said that maybe one of her friends would give him a pity blowjob. I pointed out that at the party he said he loves the movie Amélie (her favorite movie ever – I like it too), so maybe that was worth a blowjob. That probably sounds weird to people reading this, but it was a joking conversation and along the lines of how we make fun of each other – she laughed.

Anyway, she said he was cute in a way, but not her type. She “wouldn’t blow him for a million dollars.” I thought this was extreme and said if she wouldn’t do it for a million bucks, I certainly would. Hell, money is money and it would just be a few minutes probably. I was laughing, but now she wasn’t. She stared at me and asked if I was serious. I said yes – that’s a life changing amount of money for something people do every day.

She sat up and said said that nobody who is straight would do that for any amount of money. She asked if I was gay. I said no. She asked if I would give her brother a blowjob for a million dollars and I said probably. She got angry and went to sleep.

I thought that was the end of it but this morning she told me she didn’t want me to be at her place today and she needed time to think. She said she saw a future with me but is worried that I would eventually leave her for a man after years of lying to myself. I tried to convince her that my response was normal, but she wasn’t having it. I texted my friend and asked if he would give me a blowjob for a million dollars. He replied “only if I don’t have to give you any money.” My girlfriend said he’s probably gay too and it makes sense that you hang out with him.

So now I’m home and maybe girlfriend-less. So, once and for all: is it gay to give a bj for $1,000,000?

EDIT: Not that it really matters, but I do think the guy is super cute and I probably would do it for free too. But that didn’t come up when we talked.