So I (15M) was sitting at home just playing my Xbox, when suddenly I hear a series of metallic bangs coming from my sisters room. So I walk in and see my sister (12F) like usual playing with her hamsters, like there some kind of precious immortal beings she has to circumambulate around all day other wise they’ll GIVE US ALL HAMSTER AIDS WHILE WE SLEEP!

So Anyway some quick back story, all my life I have begged for a dog to no prevail, but then one day my stupid little sister is in the mall when she sees a hamster and feeds my mum some Bullshit acid trip story about how the hamsters are calling to her for help, and since my sister was at the time still little enough to drop kick, with a face chubbier than yours schools fat emo kid, probably 5 years old? My mum was like OwO so cute and brought her the hamsters. who are pussy’s by the way because they just commit suicide or some shit like that every four months so you have to buy new ones.

Anyway, as I was saying I walked into my smug little sister room when she looks at me knowing she is annoying me and I cant do anything cause her savouir mum is home. However that day I snapped like a emo’s neck and lost my shit. Causing me to erupt like a volcano into her…. I mean grab her hamsters and run to the kitchen. Once in the kitchen we stood on opposite ends of the bench, ready to rip each others throats out. I finally broke the silence and said ” these hamster look like they need a little blend, don’t they” “No” my sister screamed as I through the hamster in the blender and stupidly clicked the on button not checking if it was unplugged. Both me and my sister then watched as the hamsters where spun into a red paste, similar in colour to strawberry lemonade. Then trying to defuse the situation and not alert my mum I opened the lid and said to my sister “look there alright” as I pulled out a hamster still screaming due to the fact that he was missing it lower half. resulting in my sister to sprint into my mum room crying.

Shit I thought to myself as I heard my mum foot steps growing louder what will I do I mumble as I looked at the hamster smoothie next to me, well what else is there? I then quickly gulped down the hamster smoothie the consistency similar to over pulpy orange juice……YUMMMY I thought as I placed down the glass a turned to face my mum and sister now right in front of me. They looked at me and took out shotguns, firing strait into my chest knocking me back to the floor causing me to hit my head. I stared up at the floor daisied and confused, then my mum and sister looked down at me and remove their faces to revealing hamsters. One of them then bent down next to me and whilst the other placed a gun in my mouth pushing it to the back of my throat. I then hear the word AIDS whispered into my ear as the guns went off, leaving me here now bleeding out on the ground with HAMSTER AIDS. JUST REMEMBER THIS IS NOT A JOKKE AN D IM COMMMING FORS YOU, THERE COMMING!