You better not pout
You better not cry
Because if you do I’ll stab your fucking eye
Russian Santa clause does not fuck around
He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
Ya better leave out some vodka with ice
Russian Santa clause does not fuck around
He drinks while you are sleeping
He vomits when you wake
He knows if you drank all the booze
So you better be ready to pay
Oh! You better not pout
You better not cry
Because if you do he’ll stab your fucking eye
Russian Santa clause does not fuck around
Russian Santa clause never fucks around