Old Josh was hoppin’ around

Lincoln City like a big playground

When suddenly Josh burst from the shade

And joshed Josh with a Josh grenade

Josh got joshed and began to attack

But didn’t expect to be joshed by Josh

Who proceeded to open up a can of Josh Fu

When Josh came out of the blue

And he started beating up Josh

Then they both got joshed by the Joshmobile

But before he could make it back to the Joshcave

Josh popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

And blew Josh away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Because Josh came to save the day

This is the ultimate Josh fight of ultimate destiny

Good guys bad guys and explosions

As far as the eye can see

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate Josh fight of ultimate destiny

Josh took a bite out of Josh

Like Josh took a bite out of Josh

Then Josh came back covered in a tire track

But Josh jumped out and landed on his back

And Josh was joshed and trying to get steady

When Josh came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Josh took him out with his whip

Then he saw Josh sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn’t find

Because Josh stole it and he shot and he missed

And Josh deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault

While Josh tried to polevault

Onto Josh, but they collided in the air

Then they both got hit by a Josh Stare

This is the ultimate Josh fight of ultimate destiny

Good guys bad guys and explosions

As far as the eye can see

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate Josh fight

Angels sang out

In immaculate course

Down from the heavens

Descended Josh

Who delivered a kick

Which could shatter bones

Into the crotch

Of Josh

Who fell over on the ground

Writhing in pain

As Josh changed back

Into Josh

But Josh saw through

His clever disguise

And he joshed Josh’s head

In between his thighs

Then Josh and Josh

And Josh

And Josh and the Josh

And Josh and Josh

Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh

Josh, Josh, every single Josh

Josh and Josh

Josh, Josh, Josh, and Josh

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they joshed Josh and his Josh ass

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed but eventually

The champion stood

The rest saw their better

Josh in a Josh stained sweater

This is the ultimate Josh fight of ultimate destiny

Good guys bad guys and explosions

As far as the eye can see

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate Josh fight

(This is the ultimate Josh fight)

This is the ultimate Josh fight

(This is the ultimate Josh fight)

This is the ultimate Josh fight of ultimate destiny