Old Josh was hoppin’ around
Lincoln City like a big playground
When suddenly Josh burst from the shade
And joshed Josh with a Josh grenade
Josh got joshed and began to attack
But didn’t expect to be joshed by Josh
Who proceeded to open up a can of Josh Fu
When Josh came out of the blue
And he started beating up Josh
Then they both got joshed by the Joshmobile
But before he could make it back to the Joshcave
Josh popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Josh away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Josh came to save the day
This is the ultimate Josh fight of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate Josh fight of ultimate destiny
Josh took a bite out of Josh
Like Josh took a bite out of Josh
Then Josh came back covered in a tire track
But Josh jumped out and landed on his back
And Josh was joshed and trying to get steady
When Josh came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Josh took him out with his whip
Then he saw Josh sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn’t find
Because Josh stole it and he shot and he missed
And Josh deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Josh tried to polevault
Onto Josh, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Josh Stare
This is the ultimate Josh fight of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate Josh fight
Angels sang out
In immaculate course
Down from the heavens
Descended Josh
Who delivered a kick
Which could shatter bones
Into the crotch
Of Josh
Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
As Josh changed back
Into Josh
But Josh saw through
His clever disguise
And he joshed Josh’s head
In between his thighs
Then Josh and Josh
And Josh
And Josh and the Josh
And Josh and Josh
Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh
Josh, Josh, every single Josh
Josh and Josh
Josh, Josh, Josh, and Josh
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they joshed Josh and his Josh ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood
The rest saw their better
Josh in a Josh stained sweater
This is the ultimate Josh fight of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate Josh fight
(This is the ultimate Josh fight)
This is the ultimate Josh fight
(This is the ultimate Josh fight)
This is the ultimate Josh fight of ultimate destiny