Rick and Morty is the definition of hapless comedy and its a tragedy that it has warped thousands of innocent viewers into mindless slobbering zombie fans. Fans and many critics say it’s the greatest Sci-Fi TV show of all time, they couldn’t be so wrong and stupid at the same time for it is nothing more and nothing less than a smoking rotten pile of dog crap. Fans like to say that the show has deep meaning and philosophical themes depicting the human condition, however in reality the show is not much different from Family Guy, considering that Rick is a giant ass with moments of a softer side but overall a self centered and unsympathetic jerk while Morty is just an average teenage boy with wild fantasies and a wavering sidekick who gets hurt often on their wacky misadventures. To be really honest, the show sometimes had it’s funny quirks and occasional made me laugh at the right times. But ultimately it’s comedy is just dick jokes, toilet humor, utter randomness, and large amounts of ultraviolence and bloody gore which get old very very quickly. People say the writing is clever and original, that might be true but the gas runs out faster than you think and its intelligent writing is just smelly garbage and feces in the form of a elegant flower. Rick and Morty is a show for tiny fanboys and critics with the minds of sponges who just follow the crowd with no real individual opinion. I liked it once, but now I pity it since it will fall into the bottomless trench of crude humor and awfulness. As the fans, critics, and staff members cry out for help in total desperation, I will look down and whisper “NO”