So some backstory: I live in a building, I like to hangout with friends, do long walks on the beach, watch TV and play some games.
(I”m on mobile, English isn’t my first language…)
Cast: OP: a flying blue whale. EM: you know it. EK: entitled kid (looks about 38). K1: my kid Jonathan (7). K2: my kid Mohammed (3). K3: Kaleb (10). K4: Jonathan the 2nd (7). K5: Haimel (3). K6: Jasmine (2). K7: Sofia (1). K8: Shmulik (14). K9: Iris (16). K10: Ronald (26). K11: James the 7th (420). K69: Daniel (15). M: manger. D: my dog. P: police officer.
So yesterday I took all my kids and my dog to the park, to go to the slides and play for a bit. After about 34 minutes and 23.46387 seconds a classic Karen (with the haircut and the glasses and all) with her kid aprouches to me.
EK: Mommy I want his kids tell him!
EM: ok sweetie, just a moment.
EM: hello, my son wants your kids, can he have them?
OP: no, they are my ki.. (EM cuts me)
EM: I DEMAND YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR KIDS!
ME: NO, I LOVE K1 K2 K3 K4 K5 K6 K7 K8 K9 K10 K11 AND K69! I WONT GIVE YOU THEM!
M, aprouches us: hello, what’s happening?
EM: HE IS TRYING TO STILL MY KIDS!
OP: no, they’re my kids!
M: well, I’ll call the police, you stay here and don’t move.
while M called the police, I see EK start to put my kids in a box
OP: STOP RIGHT NOW!
EK: NO! I WANT THEM!
he takes K69 and K6 and runs
the police came
P: Yo wazap
OP: just chilling here, EM and EK try to steal my kids, EK already stall K69 and K6.
P: oh I see
P runs to EK, gives him a hug and says he is better than this
EK: of you are right, I am, GOODBYE ABUSIVE MOM!
EM: no, STOP THAT YOU LITTLE BITCH, THIS ISN’T WHAT I TOUGHT YOU TO DO!
P: just go with the flow, ma’am.
EM: HE’S LYING! D DID IT!
P: ma’am you are under arrest.
P takes EM, and never came back.
TL;DR: basically the title LMAO LOL
EDIT 1: thanks for the god kind stranger!
EDIT 2: so a lot of you guys have been asking, no, I DID NOT PRESSED CHARGE.
UPDATE: D is now in prison, EM is free and selling candies.