No 👎 you’re ❌NOT❌ a g*mer 🎮

I’m so 🤮sick🤮 of all these 👫👬👭🧑‍🤝‍🧑people who think they’re g*mers. No❌, you’re ❌not❌. Most of 👦you👧 are ❌not❌ even 😅close to being 🎮g*mers🎮. I see👀👀 these people👧👦🧑‍🤝‍🧑👭👬👫 saying “I put well over 🥵100hrs🥵 in this g🎮me and it’s great👍!” That’s ❌nothing👎, most of us can 🥭easily put 🥵300+🥵 in all of our 🎮g*mes🎮. I see👀👀👁️👄👁️ people who only🚫 have the Nintendo ↪️↩️switch and claim🗣️ to be 🎮g*mers🎮. Come talk🗣️🗣️ to me🥇 when you pick up💁 a 🎮🎮NVIDIA GRAPHICS CARD🎮🎮 then we’ll be friends💑.
Also ✨DEAR✨ WOMEN🧏‍♀️💁‍♀️: Pokémon⚽ is 🚫not❌ a ✨real✨ 🎮g*me🎮. 🦝Animal ❌Crossing is ❌not❌ a ✨real✨ 🎮g*me🎮. 👩The sims💁 is ❌not❌ a ✨real✨ 🎮g*me🎮. 👨‍🔧Mario👩‍🔧 is ❌not❌ a ✨real✨ 🎮g*me🎮. ⭐Stardew Valley🏞️🌄 is ❌not❌ a ✨real✨ 🎮g*me🎮. 📞Mobile📱 🎮g*mes🎮 are ❌NOT.❌ ✨REAL.✨ 🎮G*MES🎮. Put down⬇️👎 the baby🤱🐣 🎮g*mes🎮 and play ⛹️something that requires 🕹️challenge🕹️ and 🤹skill🤹 for once1️⃣.
-sincerely, all🙅🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ of the ✨ACTUAL✨ 🎮g*mers🎮