Ketchup is fucking amazing by itself and if you think otherwise you must not have tried it. I legitimately could finish drinking a ketchup bottle it’s so damn good. The rich tastes of tomato and that other shit makes a nice ass combo named Ketchup. On the topic of ketchup it’s got a cool ass name. Ketchup is my day and night, ketchup is my life and will forever be my life… if someone asked me how can you come in today feeling this happy? You know what I would say? Ketchup, ketchup is the only thing in my life that has been there by my side feeding me with it’s glorious flavors all mixed together keeps me going. Ketchup is our lord and savior and it’s time that we all come together to accept that fact. Ketchup, the one true gift us humans have…. Btw fuck you if you like mustard that shit is nasty as hell.