Fellas, is it gay to taste-test your homies before kissing a girl? I mean, no girl wants a stinky kiss; that’s why it’s of utmost importance that a bro must kiss another bro before kissing a girl so as to make sure his kisses are at their peak. Blowing into your hand and sniffing tells you a little, but not nearly enough as sharing a passionate, sloppy kiss with your homie. As long as you say no-homo it isn’t gay right? And if anyone says that this is all weird and unnecessary, they’re just being homiephobic.. 😤