Jeep®. A car without windows. A car for not pussies.

Cars that even firemen want to drive. Jeep®.

Mountains in the background, just riding with your bae. Know she’s a bad bitch when you pull up in the new Wrangler (brought to you by Chrysler). Jeep®.

Highly flammable. Highly dangerous. Always erect while driving. Jeep®.

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Jeep® is a leader in worldwide customer appreciation. Kyle died in a tragic Jeep® accident, they gave his entire family brand new Jeeps®.

Jeep’s® new partnership with Pizza Hut introducing the Jeeperoni® Pizza. All traction, all wheel, all-season tires. Hand-delivered by a bearded man.

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Show up to your school, everyone says “cool car” but really they’re calling you a douchebag? Jeep®.

Find a pound of turkey deli meat? Jeep®.

You like plastic windows? Jeep®.

Wanna have no protection when you get t-boned? Jeep®.

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Did you go to Applebee’s but you couldn’t finish all your Wynnstay Wings? Don’t worry, you can wrap it up in your plastic windows. Jeep®.

A horn so manly, it can blow up a tank. Jeep®.

Rest in peace. Jeep®. Ride off into the ocean.