Do you rekon the Doom Slayer has fucked the hole in a zombie’s head? Because I guarantee that he has. You’re tellin me the absolute beast of a man has not ONCE gotten horny during his time in the underworld? Bullshit, that man has a constant rage erection and a duty to fill. very few creatures there have the ability to be fucked, as most are skeletons or have razor sharp teeth, but a zombie? its weak, the Doom Slayer would have no issue overpowering it, and it has a huge hole in its head just begging to be filled. By what? you may ask, nothing but the best, The Doom Slayers massive shaft.

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