It’s literally raining 🌧 cats🐱 and dogs🐶. One thing for sure I’m hungry. It’s about two thirty on a Saturday afternoon and I am wondering what I should have for lunch🥗. Oh, I should make the puppy 🐶 Fried rice🍚. Outside I see a few pups in my backyard. My mouth👄 is watering 💦right now. I want to eat these pups so badly. I grab about 5 and into my kitchen I go. Time to cook. I take my cleaver and chop the head off. I have taken one☝️ pup out of its misery. I grab all the meat 🥩 I can out of this little pup and cut into small cubes. Four more little guys to go. You’re wondering may the dogs🐶 be sick 🤮. In culinary class, I learned that when I cook👩‍🍳 these pups, the bacteria 🦠 are killed. So I take on that. So it’s now time to make my Scooby Snack. My rice is ready and all of my other fixings for the Puppy Fried Rice 🍚 is ready to be thrown in. After ten minutes, the pups are brown and cooked through and the fried rice 🍚 is ready. Time to eat 🤤 🍴 . As I enjoy what I have cooked, I watch Scooby Doo on TV📺. Ruh roh! I gotta go! Seems these pups are about to bark their way to my waste sewer. 🐶🐶🐶