Pandas deserve to go extinct (or be left to the whims of natural selection)

It’s been a thought for a while but every time I see another panda video I am just awed by how fucking incompetent they are. Dumb as bricks, moving half as fast, and a survival instinct like a Happy Tree Friend.

They’re so dumb and useless I actually don’t find them cute anymore.

But my fellow humans feel differently, so they go ahead and spend Scrooge McDuck levels of resources basically begging these lumbering morons to have sex. For the survival of their species.

Stakes are high, so humans get them like a special fuck-cave with candles and fresh cut bamboo all set before a roaring fire while Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love plays gently in the background.

And how do God’s-doodlings respond? Most of the time they still say no. Then one goes and crawls face-first into the fire while the other falls over, from a sitting position, and then starts to eat and choke on its own paw.