99.9% of the Girls in the world would pass out if Edward Cullen disappeared. Post this to your signature if you were the 0.01% of Twilight fans, happily poking your new hostage with a spork. Who’s laughing now Edward!!!!! MEEE HAHAHAHAHA! 🙂

99.9% of the girls in America would jump off a cliff if Joe Jonas died. Put this in your siggy if your the 0.01% that would help by pushing the girls off of the cliff. I HATE you with all my heart Joe Jonas! 🙂

99.9% of the Girls in America would pass out if Miley Cyrus disappeared. Post this to your siggy if you were the 0.01% Happily poking your new hostage with a spork. I will write a song about your death then laugh my BUTT off! 🙂