Le mommy gives me tendies! Very pleasing for a big boy such as myself. I tip my fedora and hug my dakimakura (le waifu’s name is Yui, and a 2D femoid of her size may look 9 but she is canonically a 500 year old vampire queen) I waddle into my gamer room with my perfectly healthy big boy frame! Time to play some Osu! Bitch mommy comes in and says “Robert you need to get a job, I can barely afford the mortgage anymore” I lift my fat-folds high into the air! I am livid! “HUZZAH” I scream as I slap bitch mommy. “You disgusting femoid whore! Make your good little boy more tendies!” She scuttles away like the rat she is. This disgusting behavior has made me very sickened. Mommies little boy must now use the bathroom. I ready the pee bottles. No mere mortal has a urinary accuracy that can best my micropenis! I am relieved. I kiss twilight sparkle on the shelf next to my pee bottle reservoir and continue to play osu.