When I was in Afghanistan, these dudes would come by with shipping containers full of bootleg dvds. My room mate was addicted to porn so, he always made a point to browse the new selection. We go, I’m looking at seasons of tv shows and this dude starts screaming all excited, “Tacos! Check this out!” Obviously, this cant be good. This sick doesn’t get excited by anything I’d find erotic. He shoves the case in my face and it looks like circus porn. Normal stuff, bearded lady, little people, etc. I say “wtf?” He says, “dude, look here. There’s a fucking bear in this one.” I say, “no fucking way someone fucks that bear.” “I don’t know dude, I’ve seen some weird shit.” Obviously. Anyhow, he organizes a screening of this thing. We get a projector and start watching. Average fucked up stuff: bearded lady gets double teamed by interracial little dudes, strongman pounds Siamese twins, etc. Then, out of nowhere, a lady is fucking a Dalmatian. Several people are cringing but the sickos are laughing. They absolutely start cheering when an animal trainer leads a bear through the scene. “No fucking way. That bear is more likely to kill someone than fuck them.” People are screaming, “It’s happening!” But the bear just kind of sits around while other people fuck. I was very relieved, the room mate is visibly disappointed. I ask for a new room mate. My request is granted.