Cory in the House? You don’t know what you’re talking about you god damn normie. Go back to r/hearthstone you fucking 9gag trash. I bet you’ve never even watched Seinfeld. You football jocks don’t know what REAL anime is. Seinfeld is by far the anime medium’s magnum opus. Any true otaku (meaning anime fan for those baka gaijins not fluent in Nihongo) knows that Cory White House De Chou Taihen is nothing but moeblob fluff with terrible pacing. It isn’t a parody of anime tropes; it is the most painful example of underdeveloped shotas and childhood friend tsunderes that I have ever seen. CWHDC is more or less the equivalent of a fanfiction in it’s writing and quality. Whether people want to overlook it or not is up to the individual, but I believe it fails at the fundamentals for writing a good story. Useless fucking piece of shit mainstream anime made to pander to normies on facebook rather than REAL otakus like me. Whenever amazon recommends Cory merch based on my George-kun dakimakura, I fucking puke in my mouth. You don’t know what you’re talking about. You probably just read this shit on r/anime after finding futas for the first time. You can fake being into anime to impress all your hipster friends but I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU.


Edit: originally created by /u/weaselmon in an [askreddit thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5a5cle/what_single_question_can_you_ask_someone_to_find/d9e1qqj/?context=69).