Flexing chimp mods when they successfully recruit someone after spamming 200 different people [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/670794709995618334/753357696652017725/video0-142-1.mp4](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/670794709995618334/753357696652017725/video0-142-1.mp4) I am a moderator in the Flexing Chimps Skyblock guild. Our scouting team has been closely monitoring your Skyblock process over the last 7 months and have decided put you on the recruits list, as we try to recruit the best Skyblock players. We would like to extend you a contract offer with the Flexing Chimps Guild, with a 15m wage per week as well as 2 splashes weekly. Since you are from a top guild and your average is really high, we would also like to offer you a position in our staff team of over 20 people to make sure you will not leave for Trouble Brewing. Please provide a response as quick as possible so we can work out the future details. My business studies teacher said the acronym fc so i did what every other proud chimp would do and stand ontop of my table doing gorilla noises and beating my chest like a gorilla screaming “fc on top, #1 slayer guild, fuck trouble breeding the virgins and fuck low in stats the scripters!” To my disappointment, i was looked at weird by my classmates (guess they werent pog enough or members of lost in scripts) and got sent to the school counsellor. I told him that fc is #1 guild and the various pog members such as Polytrix, SirDeadly and SophiaHunt2003 and a watered-down history of our guild (he wasnt kek enough so he wasnt worthy, he was an irl non XD). I was suspended 15 minutes later and i got beaten by my parents when i came home so I epic trolled them by spending their mortgage on sb coins (0.2/m pog kek) [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/670794709995618334/756613799674642533/Screen\_Shot\_2020-06-20\_at\_2.png](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/670794709995618334/756613799674642533/Screen_Shot_2020-06-20_at_2.png) [https://tenor.com/view/pog-pogmonkey-awesomepog-epic-gif-18092864](https://tenor.com/view/pog-pogmonkey-awesomepog-epic-gif-18092864)