when the White House is a pile of rubble and the final battle between protesters and police is about to commence, the wind will whistle a fine tune and silence will follow… only to be met with a thunderous “pop” of a soda can. Everyone will be blinded with a golden burst of light as our Lord and Savior Kendall Jenner floats down from the sky with 6 arms each holding a Pepsi can. She’ll swoosh her hair making her blonde hairpiece fall gracefully to the ground – revealing her silkly dark mane. Kendall will then proceed to divide 6 Pepsi cans between the entire remaining population of the US and racism will be no more…