The redditor screams in awe at the first sight of her. He new that they were meant to be together, after staring at her for nearly an hour and cumming several times, he knew what to do next. He opened his DMs and letter by letter typing her username. He typed “Hey Beautiful!”, followed by a picture of a dick that looked like it was stung by a bee. She replied instantly and knew she had found her lover. They agreed to meet up in person. They later married and had 3 kids. The redditor then woke up from his nap only to realize it was only a dream, that all the time they spent together never happened. He checked his DMs and found their conversation. Following the swollen penis was a message asking him to kindly “Fuck off Creep.” He was distraught, not knowing what to do next. Later that day he found a post from her showing the conversation between them on CreepyPMs. The Redditor was furious, and ordered her to take the post down or else she may never see her family again. She, of course, did not respond as he was blocked. He thought for a few minutes before deciding on his genius plan: Make 20 alt accounts and have all of them send death threats to the woman. he thought it was fool-proof. The only thing left was to execute it. But out of nowhere, Whilst stalking through her posts he discovered her location, He booked a flight to her city. She said in one post that she was going on vacation in a few weeks. The neckbearded redditor knew exactly what to do next. break into her house before she comes back, and when she does, hold her hostage for what she has caused to him. The plan worked perfectly until she came back. The moment she saw him she had drawn her gun and shot him in the head, rendering his head a mess on the floor. The end for the wholesome redditor, **YTA**.