This will sound like a copypasta but I swear it’s true. I spend 99% of my time horny, literally. I’m daydreaming about sex with Jake Gyllenhaal all the time. I recently rewatched infinity war and while usually I just find Star Lord, Loki and Spider-Man cute, this time I could also not stop thinking about Steve Rogers, Thor, Bucky and Iron Man. I’m straight, but recently I met these two nurses and all I could think about for some reason was snogging them. I just couldn’t stop. What are these teenaged urges doing to my poor ass?!???