Ever since I was a little boy, I loved Garfield. He gave me many laughs as I read through his comics and watched his TV shows. But I remember thinking to myself, “What if this could be more?” Ever since then, my journey began. I searched far and wide for the best Garfield related media to ever be released. I went through countless toys, books, games, movies, and even a♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ But I could never find it.

When all hope seemed lost, a friend gave me a game called “Garfield Kart”. I thought to myself, “Could this finally be the game I was looking for during these long painful years?” I installed the game, double clicked, and hit start.

BOOM. THE ENTIRE GARFIELD GANG WAS PRESENT. BOOM. A WHOPPING TOTAL OF 16 TRACKS TO CHOOSE FROM. BOOM. AMAZING GRAPHICS. BOOM. EAR ♥♥♥♥INGLY BEAUTIFUL SOUNDTRACK. BOOM. JON ARBUCKLE. THIS WAS THE GAME I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

After realizing that I just played the best game to ever be created by human beings and that gaming could not top this masterpiece. I sobbed. I knew I could never experience anything this perfect and sexually thrilling again. I knew that Jon Arbuckle’s suave looks could never make my pants any tighter. This game was as if I was fondling god’s glorious holy ballsack, it was as if I was controlling everything perfect in life. Such as works of art like The Mona Lisa… Michaelanglo’s David… Jon Arbuckle..

After sobbing for three hours, I sat back in my chair. Took a breath. And started typing a review.
10 out of fucking 10