Ok I love the office and all , but who in the world would unironically say black bears? Blackbears ore the pussiest of pussys and they ain’t even that big either. They’re way fucking smaller than a grizzly, polar, brown, fuck probably even pandas. If you ever go someplace like BC you actually have to be careful about bears, make sure you are making noise, carry bear spray and be prepared to be fucking mauled cause grizzlies actually grow a set of balls before they come out of the womb, but where I live in ‘berta, bears are a non issue. The worst they’ve ever done was eat my goats(which I’m still salty about.) . When I was like 10, I was riding my bike through a hiking trail alone and going down a hill when a black bear and her cub walked in front of me maybe 20 meters ahead at the bottom of the hill. I didn’t stop cause I knew that pussy bitch of a bear would do nothing to stop me from chasing away her bitch ass son, well also cause my brakes didn’t work, but I chased that fucker far as farther than my dick is long through the bush cause I couldn’t slow down, and that bussyboy bear momma did nothing to stop me.

Black bears are gay. Either Grizzles or polar bears are superior, but I am not qualified to decide which.