Yeah! Don’t let yourself be forced to do anything. What is this, a society where we have a modicum of personal responsibility towards our comminuty? Drive without a license! Fuck speed limits and crosswalks! School zone? You mean DANGER ZONE! Pop a squat and shit in the middle of church. Masturbate loudly in a public park while making aggressive eye contact with someone’s grandma. Don’t let expiration dates stop you. Those are just arbitrary dates from THE MAN trying to keep you from DELICIOUSNESS. Bitch slap a toddler. Stick your arms into a running lawnmower to unclog it. Stare directly into the sun. Warning labels are for SUCKERS. Live your non-communist life with PRIDE because this is FREEDOM. *eagle screech*