Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Race with Ryan panda so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I go on YouTube and see the unholy algorithm I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Combo Panda. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of Combo Panda’s tight bear urethra. I want him to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbor’s dog. I put my gaming headset on him, painted it white and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see Combo Panda again.