whats up bros, i got a predicament and i gotta vent. im so desperate for a gamer gf with a nice voice. i can play with dudes all i want and thats cool, but i want to hear the comforting voice of a girl for once during my gaming sessions. i love the idea of having a girl whos better than me and likes to bully me for it. the idea of her beating me in a 1v1 and calling me names makes my heart race. ideally I’d want her to have a deeper voice because being made fun of by a girl with a high voice sounds annoying, but a deeper voice would make me want to bow down and kiss her boots. i want her to praise me when i hit clips and says she is proud when im top of leaderboard. i want her to tell me its ok whenever im having a bad session, but also still pokes fun at me for it. i know i said i want a gf but platonic would be cool too, but thinking of her saying “i love you anon, goodnight” after we get off for the day makes me wanna start crying. i know this is pathetic. i want her so bad bros. am i asking for too much?