I was at a beach volleyball work tournament and I taped a banana to my leg to make my pennus look larger and everyone was mentioning how hung deep I was the whole day but then at the end my life came crashing through a viral sportex. A girl “pantsed” and everyone saw a banana taped to my leg and easily compared the size to my pennus and now everyone knows I have a tiny pecker. It’s about 1-2 inches soft and now everyone is calling my milimeter peter at work and I want to quit because I am being bullied to the brink of suicidom.