I was grunting “oh shit, fuck, fuck” in the shower, but it was because I saw a mosquito on the wall and I was trying to get rid of it.

I was struggling and breathing so hard because I was tired from the effort, and when I finally did get rid of it, my mother came out from her room.

She told me that she either thought I was taking a dump, or trying to jerk off in the shower. I was really embarrassed, and I told her the truth, and she told me to stop being so dramatic.