No, I’m not an edater, yes I am in a relationship with someone over the internet, no I’ve never met them. Yes it’s true, we sleep at the same time in a voice call, But I’m not an edater. I’m an elover, an eromantic, an e-enthusiest. I don’t just send my nudes willy-nilly, I take my time and develop a strong e-relationship with actual feelings. So don’t call me an edater, call me an elover.