hat’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork frisbee” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. boomerangs deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine boomerang in Wonnarua country for 20 darts (that’s about a pack of winnie blues) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can pierce slabs of solid tooheys with my boomerang.

Drunken abbos spend a couple of afternoons bludging on the dole and beg for durries up to a fifty times to produce the finest Returning stick known to mankind.

Boomerangs are twice as drunk as chakram and thrice as attractive for that matter too. Anything a chakram can hit, a boomerang can hit better, and return to you. I’m pretty sure a boomerang could easily penetrate a petrol sniffing sexually abused child with a simple throwing motion.

Ever wonder why Kooris never bothered conquering Murray country? That’s right, they were too drunk. But if they weren’t they’d be scared to fight the drunk Murrays and their boomerangs, Even in World War II, Koories and Murrays were drunk because they were abbos.

So what am I saying? boomerangs are simply the best pre-agricultural hurling weapon that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for boomerangs:

masterwork throwing stick, +5 to hit when the user is drunk

Only available from drunken boongs.


Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of a boomerang in real life, don’t you think?

tl;dr = Woomera need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.