What the root did you just email to me, you little Windows user? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Linux class, and I’ve been involved in numerous technology conventions on /r/pcmasterrace, and I have over 300 confirmed Debian installation disks. I am trained in UNIX commands and I’m the top superuser in the entire Ask Ubuntu community. You are nothing to me but just another filthy proprietary software user. I will wipe your network out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my green-colored terminal window. You think you can get away with using a Macbook? Think again, sheep. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of neckbeards across the darknet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the flame war, noob. The flame war that wipes out the expensive NSA backdoor you call your operating system. You’re deleting System32, skid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can install Gentoo on your netbook in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my collection of bootable USB flash drives. Not only am I extensively trained in C, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Kali’s software repositories and I will use the GNU public license to its full extent to exploit your weak pirated copy of Windows XP, you little script kiddie. If only you could have known what fierce opinions your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your PC’s power button. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying for an Android smartphone, you stubborn iPhone user. I will spam UDP packets all over your router and your bandwith will drown in it. You’re getting pwned, skiddo.