now imagine you were walking to the bathroom and then all of a sudden, theres a monkey. Okay, now that we understand that theres a monkey, let’s describe what this monkey looks like. its brown, hairy, pink, scary, and might be a child molester. alright, but now we need to understand his motives. this monkey was beaten as a little monkey child by his giant black mean angry father so now he strives to beat kids just like his father did. unfortunately this monkey is fugly so he has no wife therefore, no sex, therefore so kids. now this is bad. this monkey eventually became a sad pathetic monkey who only watches ecchi anime and has waifu figurines. there was once a woman who loved him for his “personality” but she only had sex with him because she wanted his figurines. He found this out and stabbed this piece of shit female in her sleep so she will never take his figurines. Maybe this was over the top, but lets see this from the monkey’s perspective. Lets say hypothetically, you were this monkey and you never got a bath? now you would be irritable at night just like this monkey. Now, back on topic. What does this monkey want from you? He doesn’t want anything. All he could ever want is a hot girlfriend who has an interest in figurines just like him, and he is still searching.