I remember that day like it was yesterday. Back in those days I identify as Lib-Left and I use to worship people such as Karl Marx’s fursona. On that day was when the sequel of my favorite franchise was released into cinema,… Cars 2.

I was forgot when the movie was coming out and I thought it was coming out the next day. Meanwhile I was planning to cook beans for lunch. After I got back home, I checked my phone and I was in shock; Cars 2 was being premiered on the same day I just wanna have beans.

I was freaking out what I supposed to do; should I have my beans or go to Cars 2? After a good hour of thinking about it, I decide to go watch Cars 2 with my beans.

So before my left I put my freshly cook beans in a lid close container and try to hide it within my inside jacket pocket; along with a spoon. Getting my ticket was the most stressful thing I ever have to do, the thought that they could detect that I seeking in beans into the movies was enough to make me trembling in my boots. But that day I struck gold, they didn’t except a thing.

So before someone get a second glance on me I quickly go to the showing, where the movie just start in a nick of time, and I got to my seat and just wait for the lights to be turn off. Once it did, I went into my jacket pocket so I can enjoy my beans.

Midway into the film I felt like I was being watch, I look all around me and I only found a well dress black gentleman looking at my way. But he wasn’t looking at me per say; but instead he looking far worse instead. . ., my beans. That’s when a he smiled and got up to say the think that still haunts me to this day. “This n( I’m not going to get sue by AHS today )a eatin beans. Every look at me and just worsened the shame. Sooner enough I was kick out for bring food inside.

That’s not the end tho, the word left the movie theater and gotten ahold online. Now everyone can see my shame, this gotten me to lose my job, my family, my home, my car, and my beans. I was alone forever with shame.

I was about to end it all until I came across this website where it redpill me and now I understand everything. Now my only mission is to spread the words of 4chan, witch is the defining truths.