Yeah it may not be good for my health, but I like being constipated. When I eat lots of fiber, my poos are soft and with my hairy butthole, wiping is cleaning peanut butter out of shag carpet. When I’m constipated, I am clean and without the need to wipe. Yeah, I feels like I shit billiard balls and have a gaping butthole like a mountain trian tunnel, but my brown eye is also clean enough for Gordan Ramsey to do a show about it