Dio is so fucking stupid, he had perfect chance to just live well off after he poisoned his father, but oh ho he had to go for bigger slice. Instead of just being a fucking lawyer, he has to become body stealing, chimera making, eye laser shooting vampire edge lord at a cost of spending most of that fucking time on the bottom of the fucking sea in bumfuck nowhere because Araki fucking forgot about Erina and end of Part 1 completly, but remembered some casket shit going on. After some idiots pulled him from the fucking bottom of the sea in bumfuck nowhere, this edgelord added another fucking goals. He wanted to become stand using, time stopping, pussy slaying vampire edgelord in FUCKING Egypt (EGYPT, his fucking weakness is sun and he fucking settles down in a place where the sun wants to kill fucking everyone) only to lose to some even more edgy than him Japanese 17 year old dolphin loving, his daughter ignoring fuckboi who looks like Arnold McFucking Schwazenegger™, just because his mom got stand and is too much of a pussy to even tame that shitty ball of vines. His only source of happiness could be his son and even he got influenced by Joestar Magnum schlong, because Dio couldn’t even properly defeat Joestar genetics while controlling that fucking body. Fucking soyboy moron. End of rant, good night.