Hello. My name is Christopher and I am a 29 year old white male from Liverpool. First off, do not confuse this post as one that is looking for romance, as that is not what it is. I just feel that I need more of a female presence in my life and am looking for some who would like to be friends (though if something else were to happen, I may not be opposed ;). I would like to say upfront so that I do not waste anyones time, I am specifically looking for *intelligent, classy* females. Most people I come across in this city do not fit this bill, hence my resorting to Reddit to find like minded people. If you feel any sort of attachment to the Kardashians or watch reality “television”, do not contact me. If however, you follow the work of Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson or have read Dawkins, I may be just the friend you are looking for.


I consider myself something of an intellectual. While most “men” prefer to talk about sports, small talk, and other mindless dribble, I prefer conversing on astrophysics, the meaning of existence, and many other interesting topics. I consider myself to be highly skilled in the art of intellectual discussion. This proves to be quite the challenge in a city filled with brainless cretins and vapid whores who are content with getting “wasted” and making small talk. I sometimes feel as though I was born in the wrong era as I feel much more comfortable in a high class environment, sipping a single malt scotch amongst civilized people than I am “turning up” to wretched, ignorant rap music in a night club. Because of this, it can be difficult to meet people so I am turning to the help of Reddit.


So if you fit the bill, send me a message and we will get together for a time you shall not soon forget. I have much more to offer than these so-called “men” (BOYS) in this city. As I said before this is not a post looking for anything sexual, I just feel having more females as friends could be beneficial and I’m sure that many are looking for someone who does not fit the mold of the traditional Syracuse douchebag. I have much to offer and I know that there are others out there who are tired of the status quo. I look forward to meeting you.