Dear Mother,

WHY. THE FUCK. DID YOU TAKE AWAY THE XBOX?? That console was my life, it was my heart, pumping gamer blood into my veins, and you just took it away. I’m going to live with father for the next two weeks or so to recover from this and I’ll seriously consider calling CPS because of your heinous acts. How does it feel to ruin your child’s dreams of being a twitch streamer? The old adage states “I’m not a gamer because I have no life, I’m a gamer because I have many”, so WHY THE FUCK do you think you can take away my lives? HOW DARE YOU! You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words.

So in conclusion, fuck you mom.