Back in the 70s when I was a police officer, I would often deal with young, delinquent teenagers who knew nothing about anything. One time I responded to a call after a teenager destroyed his mother’s house with a thermonuclear bomb after he refused to eat what was for dinner because it was not mac-n-cheese.





So I drive out to this house, and I talk to the kid.
I says, “What’s the problem here?” In my biggest, most adult voice.




Then, the pathetic worm of a child walks up to me. He says, “Officer, I am so glad you are here! I want you to arrest my father.”




So, then I says, “Why should I arrest your father?”




Then, the stupid child responds, “He hit me and my mother would not cook me dinner.”




Now, at this point I had had enough. I punched the pathetic worm of a human right in his testicals, my superhuman strength causing them to fracture to the point where he would be forced to have his genetals cut off.




I then pronounced proudly, “You fucking bitch. You absolute cunt of a man. You have no rights. You are nothing. I could murder you right now and I would not go to jail.” I then immediately handcuffed him and brought him to the juvenile detention center.




I says, “Look, kid. This is what will happen if you don’t submit to your parents and act like a dog. You are heading down the wrong path.”




He was so grateful for what I did for him that night, that he immediately began sucking my 9 inch penis as soon as we got back to his house from the emergency ball amputation. His family watched as I penetrated his tight, virgin asshole. He moans loud. I spank him.




I whisper in his ear, “you have no rights.”




We kiss as I orgasm. My hot, sticky seed fills his asshole to the brim. He then begins sucking my penis again. I climax once more before he passes out from exhaustion. His family members take turns coming around and kissing me on the lips. I decide I’m not finished so I then take his unconscious body and start ramming it once more. I climax 3 more times.





The night is finished after I enjoy the meal that he refused to eat. It was bull testicals with salt. Yummy! His father hands me $15000 in cash and thanks me for saving his son from satan’s grip. They let me have their daughter as a wife, we marry the next day.




To this day, when I see that young lad out on the street he says, “Hey officer. Thank you for showing me the way.” And then we have violent sex in public.




He recently got married and has 2 kids, but that doesn’t matter. As we have sex on the sidewalk in front of The Dollar General, his wife begins furiously masterbating to me pounding her husband as I did nearly 35 years before. His kids (which were the result of me having sex with his wife because he has no balls) watch their father in humiliation as I absolutely go ham on him. People form a circle. They beg me to stop. (I’m a retired police officer. What are they gonna do, stop me?) I just smile at them. Their cries are so insignificant to me, as they are mellinals.




The once worm of a boy, now worm of a man, squirms ever so slightly when I finally cum after 3 hours of public sex. He gets up, hands me $3000 in cash, and then runs as fast as his destroyed asshole will let him for he fears I may crave another round.




My wife gets out of her wheelchair (I crippled her from the waist down out of rage) and begins sucking my hairy nipples now, as we had practiced at home for this moment. Chunky milk flows from my massive nipples into my wife’s mouth. I grab a peasant from the street and force them to drink the milk out of my wife’s mouth. I smile as they struggle to suppress the urge to vomit because they know if they do then I will rape them then. However, this is all perfectly legal because I am older than you.


As the victim swallows my rancid milk, I then blow my nose in their mouth because I don’t carry a handkerchief. They are so grateful for how I helped them that they start sending me $400 dollar checks per month every month in the mail because they feel they need to pay me back, which they do after all I’ve done for them.



Just remember, son, if your parent hits you, it’s not abuse. It’s guidance. If a kind sir wishes to penetrate your asshole, let the poor fellow have his wish. Always remember, you have no rights. Obviously you’re as stupid as I was when I was your age.


Sincerely, Jim

(Based off a true story that an fricking boomer told me today and expected me to believe.)