Im on my phone so please excuse the formatting. I am also a 2 digit IQ degenerate ape so im sorry for my english.

I (24M) was with my dad (27F) shopping for groceries and minding our business. While walking down the aisle looking for fruity pebbles, I (Twenty Four – Male) tripped and fell head first into this morbidly obese bulldozer of a man (age unknown). Before i could recover and apologize, i hear the man shout “SUCK MY DICK!”.

I immediately felt this urge to stand up for myself for once! I sprint towards the gargantuan (age unknown) faster than i have ever before (keep in mind i am on the track & field team so i am pretty fast) and pull down his speedos. And after getting through 6 flabs of his tummy i put his meaty & sweaty peen dawg in my mouth and started licking, sucking, gagging, and gasping for air. Even after i swallowed once i did not stop. I kept going…after he came in my throat for a 6th time i felt his legs shaking! it was becoming hard for him to stand! and by the 17th coom the buffet slayer fell like a ragdoll and murmured a very clear “ouch”!

I may have been abit harsh but definately deserving… but what do m’lords think? AITA?