I’m sick and tired of hearing this argument one billion can somehow defeat all pokemon in a battle.
! billion isn’t that much dumbass. There are like, 7 billion people on this earth i can go hours driving in the middle of central america without any sightings of human life. Pokemon can fucking fly. Arceus can create pokemon with his mind. Lions are barely smarter than my house cat. Have you ever owned a cat? If it sees water it basically shits itself. What a lion gonna do when a squirtle starts blasting. They literally lay around all day and sometimes fail to catch a fast gazelle. I always see this argument about “Oh, what are they gonna do against a giant lion latter?” You telling me these motherfuckers are gonna band together..telepathically to form a giant fucking latter to the atmosphere? HOW THEY GON CONGROL THAT SHIT? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO WHEN THEY STACK THIS GIANT LION LATTer? A GUST OF WIND WOULD KNOCK THEM OFF. This ISN’T an episode of anime dumbass. Welcome to the real world. Lions are incapable of defeating humans..WE JUST SHOOT THEM. All it would take is A DRAGON POKEMON to cause the next mass extinction event by using Draco Meteor. I mean literally, pokemon can spawn meteors, shift and render time. You are fucking with my ENTIRE ASSHOLE if you think these little runts can defeat all pokemon. I’m pretty sure like, Oddish could take down a thousand lions alone. Pokemon DON’T FUCKING DIE. You literally just heal them, and they’re back to normal. You know how many pokemon just heal eachother? FOR FUN? If you poke a lion in the eyes it’s basically useless. How this motherfucker gonna beat the god of the new world? ARE YOU DAFT?! Ditto can just clone himself, and one billion lions and the pokemon have already won. Half the lions would just eat eachother, or fall into the ocean and drown. How the hell a lion gon survive in cold weather. Here’s your answer Einstein, THEY WON’T. All the pokemon have to do is walk 50 FEET NORTH of the equator and the lions would just collapse. You ever hear of protect, dumbass? WHAT A LION GONNA DO AGAINST A GODDAMN HYPER BEAM. Get out of your head and into reality. I would bet my entire lfie savings on this fight. This isn’t JAKE PAUL IN THE RING bitch. It’s even worse.. ITS A BUNCH OF FUCKING LIONS facing off ONE FO THE STRONGEST COLLECTIONS OF MYTHICAL CREATURES HUMANITY HAS EVER CREATED. Fuck, remove pokemon from the argument, i’d like to see a lion fight a bear. What a lion gonna do weh Ho-oh sets the world a blaze. ROAR?! FUCKIGN SCRATCH THE FIRE?!
Your argument sucks YOU SUCK I WIN SUCK MY DICK.