I’m sorry, did you think you had beaten me in a battle of wits? In a sincere logical argument? Little did you know, this entire debate is but a massive shitposting competition from my perspective. In reality, I am deliberately arguing from an absurd point of view in an effort to provoke a reaction. The vast ocean of irony surrounding me makes me virtually untouchable in this debate. It is quite literally impossible to prove me wrong, as I am completely detached from reality and hold no serious beliefs or convictions. You believe you have won, however, one cannot win a battle when said battle was an elaborate illusion to begin with.