Play the plus 4 then take the cards, you will show how much you love her by taking yourself down, allowing her to win. She’ll break up with you, but in the end she ruined a fine relationship over a card game where you were the benevolent one. After wards, everyone you knew that heard of this heaven defying game of cards will praise you, your childhood crush will become your wife and you’ll have a great life.

50 years later you’ll see her sitting on a bench, you shall comfort her, “you played well” you say as you play the second plus 4, add the +2 and finally, after all this time you look her in the eyes and say “UNO” as the last card, your skip is placed on her lap. You sit upon the bench, look to the sky and smile, the battle was a fulfilling one, one that broke a relationship, created a better one and invented the legendary battle felt for the ages. The story has been passed down generations for the world to see.

Thank you

(PS, this story is an absolute shitpost. It took me 15 minutes to create so thank you for reading. It came from my imagination, no script necessary. Hope you enjoyed this story thank you)