Why “Home Alone 3” is utter garbage


Home Alone is a classic enjoyable christmas movie where a kid is left alone whilst his family flys off to Paris where they realised he wasn’t there. The kid is left to face burgerlers all by himself and comes up with clever, cruel and funny ways to make the burgerlers lives a nightmare.

“Home Alone 2” is the exact same fucking movie, expect in New York. The family goes on another holiday, expect they remember to bring the kid but lose him at the airport where he takes a flight to New York instead and goes wild there. everything else is the same pretty much expect he commits creddit card fraud and helps a toy store donate money to a children’s hospital.
Overall, decent movie, but could be a little bit more creative.

“Home Alone 3” is a fucking joke I swear.
I don’t know what they were on whilst making this movie (I’m guessing crack), it’s completly different to 1 and 2 because it’s a totally different movie at this point; different semi different characters, semi different plot, terrorists and other bs.
The family is the most confusing bit; there’s an older brother which is just Buzz but with lower budget, and one of the older sisters from the older movie which I think is the same actor, red head mum, and the business dad which is away all the time. What confuses me most about the family, is they took the main family members from the family in the other movie, and put it into this movie just so Home Alone 3 isn’t a totally different movie.
The original bad guys? oh no they’re gone, instead we’ve got 4 terrorists serving North Korea trying to get a chip inside a toy romote control car that can launch a missile. And the kid manages to get. So the bad guys try get the chip from him so he has to booby(haha funny word) trap his house to defend himself. The thing which I find most disturbing, is that they try so hard to get the chip, and the last time ive seen someone try cause violence so badly is the plane poilets in 9/11.
So ofcourse, the kid succeeds and the FBI gives him a 6 diget number reward and all he gets from his dickhead siblings is “that was very cool” like bitch, he just stopped the death of thousands of people. And on the topic of that, what the hell? In the other movies you’ve just got some burgerlers tryna get some cash and now we’ve got fucking terrorists tryna bomb and kill people like that just went from 1 to 100 in 1 goddamn movie, like what??
Not to mention this semi naked Seen where the kid gets Buzzes cardboard naked woman and uses it as one of booby traps (see what i did there?) like that’s just weird.

I could say alot more shit about this movie but I need to do stuff with my life so you’re with that.

Conclusión: Home Alone 3 is utter shit