Guys, I’m shaking. I’m fucking shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Ben Shapiro. That perfect, powerful body. That intelligent smile. The epic FACTS and LOGIC of a literal libtard cucklord destroyer. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring.

I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Ben Shapiro pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.