Though controversial, and though you speak most certainly in jest, the position you express is quite reasonable. Since colors, in our experience, are qualitative properties that can be instantiated in full, independent of the actual properties in the world — as illustrated by perceptual illusion — it stands to reason that colors are nothing but the modes by which we perceive the world in certain respects. If this be true, it would seem to follow that colors are not properties we see but only properties by which we see. Or in your words:

>No one sees color here \[or elsewhere, for that matter\]